5 Rules To Remember For 2015

1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are the next time.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does Milk.

 

These should assist you with most daily decision choices in 2015.