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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Consider And Apply ……  

just wondering …..

HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE FOR AWHILE AND WONDERED ……. “who ties your shoelaces for you?”  

can’t get you out of …..

For about a week now, I’ve had this extremely annoying song stuck in my head. I heard it at Great Clips the other day. It plays over and over in my head. Once I think it’s gone, it comes back. It’s one of the more annoying tunes of the seventies You may remember it. It’s…

SMH

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ‘Do you need some help?’ I asked. She replied, ‘I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to…

Perks Of Reaching 50…Heading Towards 60….Being Over 70!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondric 6. There is nothing left to learn…

Did You Know…..

If you see a photo of yourself (or anyone else – particularly children) where they only have one ‘red eye’ from the flash, this could be a sign of retinoblastoma (a type of eye cancer). A simple eye exam can prevent or treat it early. REALLY this is not a facebookism!  

useless but practical information.

If you’re a man and you pee on one of those pregnancy tests and it comes up positive you may have testicular cancer. If your done saying yuk I have a neighbor that caught it early being a smart ass and peeing on one with wife. REALLY  this is not a facebookism!  

I Was Thinking

Watching Bloomberg recap of the Apple Watch roll out yesterday I realized  this ship has probably sailed, but do you think we could maybe, just maybe, reconsider the word ‘ap’? Those who know me well know I have no problem with word abbreviations per se, or even with making up new words. Shakespeare made up plenty…