Waiting on the platform to head to the airport to meet my sister I swear this woman out of breath walks up and asked “has the train come yet? ”
When you are waiting for the MARTA and someone asks ‘Has the train come yet?’ The proper response would be? If the train came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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I think it was in Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy there is an alien’s commentary Human Beings like to ask or say the obvious. “it’s cold out’
or ‘the train isn’t here’. etc. found it most curious.
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yep. dumbass.
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