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” Excuse Me” I don’t mean to intrude on your little get-together, but you leave me no choice. Maybe you haven’t noticed, but you’re gathered in the middle of the produce aisle(but can be any hallway, path, tunnel, or other public space which serves to provide access to elsewhere.)

Although I respect your right to peaceably assemble, the fact that your group remains stationary while blathering away is making things difficult for those of us on our way to the wine aisle.

You see, my dear aisle congregators, there’s only a limited amount of space in this space, and that space is meant to conduct traffic.

Therefore, may I humbly suggest that you and your entourage conduct yourselves to the nearest social space there’s a Starbucks and Panera right next door or for that matter the parking lot and continue your conversation.

Consider and Apply

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