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I’m trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. So this morning when BBG and I  took our walk down Piedmont to the Park I told every passer-by including the homeless man resting on the park bench and the “senior” morning walkers what I have eaten, I feel at the moment, what I did last nite, what I’m doing later and when my next bowel movement is.

I’m showing them pictures on my phone of my dog, what I ate for dinner, me driving around town, taking the trash out, my neighbor who waters his plants in the buff, you know everyday things people do.  I give them a paper copy of the latest video of cute kittens and others that I’m tagged in daily on FB. (I ran out of copies today so will need 500 more for tomorrow.)

I also give them thumbs up if I like what they say and tell them their liked.  BTW it works just like FB I already have 4 people following me, a park employee, 2 APD officers and a homeless woman with a shopping cart!

I can’t wait to get out there tomorrow!

 

 

 

 

4 Comments Add yours

  1. Stephanie says:

    This is hysterical!
    In need of a good laugh today!
    Thank Goodness I read old mail before Deleting!

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  2. Ron says:

    You are funny Roger. I take it you’re not on FB. :)

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  3. Urspo says:

    Very funny. I didn’t catch on for a while
    Don’t forget to poke people; they will poke back.

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  4. Jennifer says:

    Now that’s funny

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