WHY YOUR DOGS HAIRCUT COST MORE THEN YOURS ……
1. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath.
2. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure and pedicure.
3. You don’t try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
4. You don’t wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser’ s chair.
5. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body.
6. You don’t try to hump the hairdresser.
7. Your hairdresser doesn’t wipe boogies from your eyes.
8. Your hairdresser doesn’t pluck and clean your ears.
9. Your hairdresser doesn’t squeeze your anal glands.
10. You don’t poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut.
11. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks.
12. You don’t go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair.
13. Your hairdresser doesn’t brush your teeth.
14. You don’t try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer.
15. It doesn’t take 3 people to trim your nails.
16. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to de-matt your hair.
17. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt.
18. Your hair dresser doesn’t give you a “sanitary trim”.
19. Drying your hair doesn’t blow hair all around that gets on everything.
20. You don’t howl or bark while having all this done.
3rdnlong 
Several of those assume facts not in evidence.
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Maybe I should take Fearsome to the dog groomer…he might be better understood. ;-)
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#6 – only if he’s good looking! :)
just had my hair cut this afternoon.
have a nice weekend! :)
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