When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’ His reply: ‘I know. I already got that side.’
This was at the Ford dealership in Rocky Mount,Va.
They walk among us……and they VOTE and have babies.
3rdnlong 
Rolling on the floor over here!
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There is an old joke with a similar theme. A man calls AAA because he’s locked himself out of his car and needs assistance. He adds; “And please come right away. The convertible top is down and it looks like it may start to rain”. Life imitates art.
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oy!
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