TRUE STORY(not forwarded from 583 FB friends)


This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of
leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping
bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top
of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use
it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!”… The four men didn’t wait for a second
threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to
load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she
could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and
tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same
reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee,
and two 12-packs of beer in the front
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car
and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,
where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,
elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall,
glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you’re going
to have a senior moment … make it memorable

3 Comments Add yours

  1. Roger & Maryjo Jennings says:

    Are you sure this is for real and not something a senior made up and sent out on the internet…:-)


  2. Jennifer says:

    I agree make those moments count!



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