To the (100# tops) blond ordering lunch at the Roxx who let everyone know within earshot she was on a diet why do you feel when ordering your lunch you need to explain in varying degrees of detail to anyone and everyone present that you’re on a special low carb, high carb, low fat, high fat, no meat, nothing but meat, no gluten (whatever the that is) diet. . . . please. PLEASE realize that none of us freaking care.

The server at the restaurant who is rolling his/her eyes at you doesn’t care.

And your friends and family, who have all heard you go through your explanation, many times already, about why you need the kitchen to leave the bun off the burger (What?!?! You can’t take it off yourself?), certainly don’t care.

Just order your damn food already and save the explanations and I mean this in the nicest way, because nobody gives a sh€% about your diet.

2 Comments Add yours

  1. I have 2 like this at my office. THEY take meds for cholesterol and blood pressure and are skinny. I take no meds and am fat. I hate to be in the same room with them when they go on and on and on about diets. eat what you want cause you gonna die anyway!


  2. Jennifer says:

    Well ok mr Scrooge. I’ll just quietLy remove the bun next time myself. NOT



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