I was in a Panera the other day when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed it to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs and much relieved I finished my meal and noticed that everyone around me was staring….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Iphone
This is what happens when anyone over 35 starts using technology!
CONSIDER AND APPLY!