I was in a Panera the other day when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed it to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs and much relieved I finished my meal and noticed that everyone around me was staring….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Iphone
This is what happens when anyone over 35 starts using technology!
CONSIDER AND APPLY!
3rdnlong 
bwhahahahahahahahaha!
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That is too freaking funny! Thanks for the laugh!
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Roger,
This is so funny. I had to send it to my friend Don McK. He has gas problems. He would appreciate you timing your “relief” to the music.
Ron
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Gross!! Glad I wasn’t there
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