LIFE JUST GETS BETTER AS YOU GET OLDER DOESN’T IT?

I was in a Panera the other day when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed it to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs and much relieved I finished my meal and noticed that everyone around me was staring….

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Iphone

This is what happens when anyone over 35 starts using technology!

CONSIDER AND APPLY!

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. bwhahahahahahahahaha!

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  2. That is too freaking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  3. Ron says:

    Roger,
    This is so funny. I had to send it to my friend Don McK. He has gas problems. He would appreciate you timing your “relief” to the music.
    Ron

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  4. Jennifer says:

    Gross!! Glad I wasn’t there

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