2/14 CANCELED !!!

I’ve decided that Valentine’s Day needs to be cancelled.                  

For one thing, single people hate Valentine’s Day. Some of them even get almost violently upset when you even mention the day to them.  wish that single female in your office a happy one tomorrow ….. see what happened!  I used to think I was a jaded, but I now see that I am a rather well-adjusted  man. Sure, I’m not the biggest fan of Valentine’s Day. But I’d never verbally assault another human being because of it.

For another thing, coupled people hate Valentine’s Day. Some of them even get almost violently upset when you even mention the day to them. In the days and weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day, more than a few frustrated people approached me with the dilemma of what to do.  The general consensus seemed to be that Valentine’s Day was too much unnecessary work.

So why don’t we just do away with the whole damn thing all together?

I’m personally the kind of guy who is big on romance all the time. I don’t need a designated day to shower my loved ones with affection. I like to do that on a daily basis. And, frankly, I think we should all do that.

So let’s just ignore Valentine’s Day next year. Let’s put Hallmark out of business. Let’s skip the candy and cards and flowers.(sorry Nikki)

Who’s with me?